Saturday, March 29, 2008

Update what happen and so to happen

The past week is a very tiring week for me

Monday to thursday, wait from 7am to 11pm... it is very taxing for my body and at times, i really want to sit and rest. the best part, i only have 3-4 hours sleep as i read newspapers and surf the net for 1-2 hours before i sleep. my life is moving like a routine... everyday the same thing

The past tuesday was AXA meeting, wednesday,AIA western lunch, Thursday AIA chinese dinner and friday, Prudential dinner... how come all the insurance company all come at this timing? i just don't understand! and looking at these people, i cannot imagine how good are they at convining people to buy insurance from them. especially after looking at some of them who is just DAMN fat and greedy, i tell u one example

During the western lunch, there is only three course, appetiter, main course and the dessert. So i served the tables already, then, this two FAT guys was looking at me. u know how fat are they? they are so fat u can see the wobbling fat beside the chair they are sitting. They are so fat that i cannot see their eye and the nose, all hidden by the cheeks. They are so fat that i almost recognised them as the reincarnation of the pork my father was selling this morning.

As a waiter , i have addressed to their needs. so i went up and ask them what they want. They asked me whether can they have another appetitier. I ask the captain and he say go ahead. so i picked up the appetiters again, cusring and swearing at that two fat guys before i served the appetiters.

Now, the main course, i rushed to the kitchen, picked up the main course and served the tables as soon as possible. eACh tables are served with 5 fish and 5 chicken main course, so the guests will get it alternatively. basically, one will have fish and other will get chicken.

Just as i was going to the kitchen to pick up the desesrt setting, that two FAT guys ask me again, this time, the guy who have fish previously is asking for chicken and the guy who have chicken now want to have fish. i tell them in a kind way that each guest will have Either chicken OR fish. They replied " i thought each guest will have BOTH chicken AND fish" i was DAMN pissed off by the two fat guys. they pissed me off and the best part is that they are sitting in a VIP table! What manner is this?

AND the rEALLY best part is that they have no idea how to use the proper fork and knife. They only know that use the biggest knife and fork, u will not go wrong.

FUCK U!

if they keep doing that, u will be looking at me and i will ask u to read between the line while i showing three fingers the scout way. As VIP, please, do learn some table manner. THEY are a DIAGRACE to the AIA company and it is ridiculous that they do appear for the lunch. they are completely a slum, fat maggotS!

SERIOUSLY!,
they really have to buy some health insurance for themselves, just in case they sufferred from
-heart attack
-Angina
-high blood pressure
-high cholesterol level
-physical injury (just in case they roll down from stair)
-Brain damage (just in case they got stroke, due to fat clot up the vessels)
-liver failure ( eat too much)
-kidney failure (drink too much soft drink)
-choking (due to aggressive eating of meat)
-Deep vein thrombus (eat too much and rest too much on the plane)
-teeth extraction (just in case teeth broken after too much pressure on the teeth)
-osterporesis ( just in case the bones cannot support the weight)
-joint pain (the joint at the leg cannot rotate well)
-infertility ( please! that fat legs rubbing that small dick and ball, how to get sperm?)
-depression( cannot get laid at all, unless u find a fat one)
-for the weight balance ( it's good to buy one for it, just in case they think the needle went hay wried but the fact is that it is telling the truth)
-For emergancy need (if they stuck in toliet bowl and in between their door.)
-For the swimming pool they are going to swim in ( in case there is no water after they dived)

AND U KNOW WHAT IS THE BEST PART ABOUT BUYING INSURANCE?

THEY DON'T INSURE U IF U GOT THE ABOVE SYMPTOMS


So only thing i can tell them is GO AND DIE! AT least the amount of biomass that produced from them can let singapore to be oil independent for one day.


That is what happen last week


THis coming week i will be going to hongkong, as a vacation with my family, i hope i can post more photos like what i did when i was in syndey.

See ya soon!

Tuesday, March 25, 2008

life after school...

i know this been a cenutary since i updated my blog.

People thought that i have died as the blog is not updated for a very very long time.

so i updated with all the things happen in a few sentence


NOt more working in mental hospital, now in banquet at swissotel
Good friend clitnon commissioned as officers and pass advanced drving test, whereby i still cursing and swearing at my basic dribing test
i went out with friends quite often, but not with benedict that often.

TOday i get my result transcript and i get a mixed feeling. It is a good thing that i managed to graduate (but com' on who don't?), but the resutl i has wasn't as good as the 4.0 GPA monster scorer. my result is less than 3.5, which is very very bad in my point of view cause i don't know whether i can get in the local university or not.

At least, other people have their CCA to boost about during interview or in the resume.

What i can say? i had been working in the banquet since the start of my poly life. should i rephrase my working experience?

instead of saying " i work as banquet waiter",to saying " i dedicated my time and effort in SIngapore hospitality industry after school time?"
From " i work my ass off", to " the experience i get in this industry is memoriable and unforgetable". Kena bullied by the indians captain there, say what " the tight co-operation and close kidship in between races can be observed, especially in this industry"?

The worst part is that if u write that in the application of course such as business or hospitality inducstry, at least the interview will understand. but to course like biotechnology? since when u need to serve fungi and bacteria in lab? even though i serve before mushroom and truffles in banquet before, but that is out of the topic.

AFter all, All people who have a thing dangling there must go for National service. so, as i has somehting dangling there, so i must go, but the most idiot thing is that i ahve to wati for the enlistment letter which that a long time to come.People say it will send to your house 2 month beofre enlistment. For now, i want to know when i going in, so i plan to go for a short full time job as the lab technican or for more holiday before NS

Before i conclude my post, i would want to promote one of the latest IT Gadget.
The latest Ipod Touch 32GB. it is the ipod touch with the biggest capacity and the ipod itself is so classy that it is one thing u must have beside the Iphone. it was a torture to see clinton to play the gadget in fornt of my face. As a mac fanatic, i was unable to resist the temptation and use his ipod touch for a few hours. WA,,, ipod touch is truely one things u will want for Christmas, hope by that time, it will be 64 gb or 128GB!... HAHAHAHA

See u all soon