The past week is a very tiring week for me
Monday to thursday, wait from 7am to 11pm... it is very taxing for my body and at times, i really want to sit and rest. the best part, i only have 3-4 hours sleep as i read newspapers and surf the net for 1-2 hours before i sleep. my life is moving like a routine... everyday the same thing
The past tuesday was AXA meeting, wednesday,AIA western lunch, Thursday AIA chinese dinner and friday, Prudential dinner... how come all the insurance company all come at this timing? i just don't understand! and looking at these people, i cannot imagine how good are they at convining people to buy insurance from them. especially after looking at some of them who is just DAMN fat and greedy, i tell u one example
During the western lunch, there is only three course, appetiter, main course and the dessert. So i served the tables already, then, this two FAT guys was looking at me. u know how fat are they? they are so fat u can see the wobbling fat beside the chair they are sitting. They are so fat that i cannot see their eye and the nose, all hidden by the cheeks. They are so fat that i almost recognised them as the reincarnation of the pork my father was selling this morning.
As a waiter , i have addressed to their needs. so i went up and ask them what they want. They asked me whether can they have another appetitier. I ask the captain and he say go ahead. so i picked up the appetiters again, cusring and swearing at that two fat guys before i served the appetiters.
Now, the main course, i rushed to the kitchen, picked up the main course and served the tables as soon as possible. eACh tables are served with 5 fish and 5 chicken main course, so the guests will get it alternatively. basically, one will have fish and other will get chicken.
Just as i was going to the kitchen to pick up the desesrt setting, that two FAT guys ask me again, this time, the guy who have fish previously is asking for chicken and the guy who have chicken now want to have fish. i tell them in a kind way that each guest will have Either chicken OR fish. They replied " i thought each guest will have BOTH chicken AND fish" i was DAMN pissed off by the two fat guys. they pissed me off and the best part is that they are sitting in a VIP table! What manner is this?
AND the rEALLY best part is that they have no idea how to use the proper fork and knife. They only know that use the biggest knife and fork, u will not go wrong.
FUCK U!
if they keep doing that, u will be looking at me and i will ask u to read between the line while i showing three fingers the scout way. As VIP, please, do learn some table manner. THEY are a DIAGRACE to the AIA company and it is ridiculous that they do appear for the lunch. they are completely a slum, fat maggotS!
SERIOUSLY!,
they really have to buy some health insurance for themselves, just in case they sufferred from
-heart attack
-Angina
-high blood pressure
-high cholesterol level
-physical injury (just in case they roll down from stair)
-Brain damage (just in case they got stroke, due to fat clot up the vessels)
-liver failure ( eat too much)
-kidney failure (drink too much soft drink)
-choking (due to aggressive eating of meat)
-Deep vein thrombus (eat too much and rest too much on the plane)
-teeth extraction (just in case teeth broken after too much pressure on the teeth)
-osterporesis ( just in case the bones cannot support the weight)
-joint pain (the joint at the leg cannot rotate well)
-infertility ( please! that fat legs rubbing that small dick and ball, how to get sperm?)
-depression( cannot get laid at all, unless u find a fat one)
-for the weight balance ( it's good to buy one for it, just in case they think the needle went hay wried but the fact is that it is telling the truth)
-For emergancy need (if they stuck in toliet bowl and in between their door.)
-For the swimming pool they are going to swim in ( in case there is no water after they dived)
AND U KNOW WHAT IS THE BEST PART ABOUT BUYING INSURANCE?
THEY DON'T INSURE U IF U GOT THE ABOVE SYMPTOMS
So only thing i can tell them is GO AND DIE! AT least the amount of biomass that produced from them can let singapore to be oil independent for one day.
That is what happen last week
THis coming week i will be going to hongkong, as a vacation with my family, i hope i can post more photos like what i did when i was in syndey.
See ya soon!
